fat girl with a lisp

perksof @ 2009-11-05T19:24:00

2009-11-06T00:34:54Z

SEPTA, Philadelphia's public transportation system, went on strike Tuesday. Hours after the Phillies played their last home game; 3am literally. I woke up Tuesday morning to a bunch of text messages and scrambled to find a way to work.

Wednesday was the 2nd day of the strike. One of the regional rail lines caught on fire. A few Pharmacists that I work with were on the train. Thankfully, none of the 500+ commuters or workers on the train were hurt.

Today, a SEPTA employee was hit and killed by a regional rail train.

Last night, the Phillies lost the World Series.

What next?

perksof @ 2009-11-01T11:00:00

2009-11-01T16:01:07Z

If I take my meds everyday at 3pm, should I now start taking them at 2pm?

perksof @ 2009-10-25T23:28:00

2009-10-26T03:29:23Z

perksof @ 2009-10-12T21:15:00

2009-10-13T01:16:27Z

My friend Joey from high school will be on that DJ AM MTV show tonight.
His sister Amy is the focus of tonight's episode.

Tune in!

perksof @ 2009-10-02T21:11:00

2009-10-03T01:11:34Z

perksof @ 2009-09-30T18:57:00

2009-09-30T22:59:01Z

I watched a stand up one time, this woman was talking about shaving her pubic hair and how her boyfriend wanted her to shave it into different shapes and she was joking about how impossible it would be to do.

She was a white lady, I think she had read hair and I remember her wearing a tutu... it might have been black. Any idea who she was?

perksof @ 2009-09-20T01:28:00

2009-09-20T05:30:25Z

I want both. The brown and red North Face one only goes up to a Large, so they'll have to suck it. Too bad though, cause it's only $100.

perksof @ 2009-09-16T21:41:00

2009-09-17T01:42:13Z

I read this on Twitter yesterday:

"Maybe Kanye West will grab the microphone at Patrick Swayze's funeral and be like "Michael Jackson had the best death of the year!" Zing!"

- http://twitter.com/TheFatJew

perksof @ 2009-09-10T00:50:00

2009-09-10T04:53:20Z

This is a repost for a friend:

"I'm getting married in October I think.
I'm wearing this dress:

and I am new to the US and I NEED TO FIND SOME SHOES AND A JACKET OR SOMETHING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!

I'd love it if you could give me online places to look.

I am thinking perhaps red/gold/white for shoes. Either flats or a slight heel.
The jacket, I have no idea, does anyone else have any ideas? I'm not a wedding person so I don't get this stuff and I don't know what websites to look on.
Help me!"

perksof @ 2009-09-09T11:23:00

2009-09-09T15:25:15Z

09-09-09

I love symmetrical dates.

I'm still bummed that I missed 12:34:56 on 07/08/09.

perksof @ 2009-09-07T10:28:00

2009-09-07T14:29:20Z

I really need someone to come over & do my dishes. I hate washing them.

perksof @ 2009-08-31T00:35:00

2009-08-31T04:37:52Z

This is hysterical, especially the part with Katie Couric.
I'd watch CSPAN all the time if it was Auto-tuned.

perksof @ 2009-08-24T23:10:00

2009-08-25T03:11:03Z

So, so funny.

perksof @ 2009-08-20T10:22:00

2009-08-20T14:22:31Z

If you have a paid Livejournal account go here: http://www.livejournal.com/pay/claim.bml

LJ is offering a slight extension for the outage earlier this month.

perksof @ 2009-08-18T21:40:00

2009-08-19T01:41:44Z

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSSS!!!!

perksof @ 2009-08-16T23:34:00

2009-08-17T03:35:48Z

It took me 2 hours, but I finally listed all my DVD's on Amazon:

Buy my shit, thanks.
Buy my shit, thanks.
Buy my shit, thanks.
Buy my shit, thanks.
Buy my shit, thanks.
Buy my shit, thanks.

Next, CD's. This is exhausting.

perksof @ 2009-08-06T21:59:00

2009-08-07T02:01:46Z

I have spent the last 8 months trying to grow out my natural hair color.

After spending $1.99 at Walgreen's, I'ma change all that.

perksof @ 2009-08-05T22:20:00

2009-08-06T02:22:00Z

I'm about a million years late on this.

It was up for auction on eBay, but the sale has been done ended.

perksof @ 2009-08-04T10:44:00

2009-08-04T14:46:04Z

Realized last week that I can now watch Netflix streaming movies.
I stayed up way too late last night watching these:

perksof @ 2009-08-02T00:29:00

2009-08-02T04:30:37Z

Thinking about covering my bed with white sheets.

Pros & cons?

perksof @ 2009-08-01T22:51:00

2009-08-02T02:51:47Z

Wandered around a cemetery today.

ETSY!

2009-08-01T02:38:41Z

Click that, please.

perksof @ 2009-07-31T12:30:00

2009-07-31T16:34:31Z

I bought a 640GB external harddrive last night for $90.

My plan tonight is to go to the gym & then spend the remainder of the evening with my laptop. I'm going to move all my music and applications (that I use) to the external and then wipe my laptop clean using the discs that came with the computer when I bought it.

I could not be more excited to geek out tonight.

I might even order myself a pizza. Pizzies!

perksof @ 2009-07-23T22:06:00

2009-07-24T02:12:15Z

I've been doing a 365 project, taking photographs of a toy Yoshi everyday. I haven't done a very good job, but in the end I will have 365 photographs.

A few of my favorites.

perksof @ 2009-07-21T23:58:00

2009-07-22T04:15:18Z

Photos from the boardwalk on Saturday. Fun!

I got a hole in one. George did not: