1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Rose Frankford
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your dad's side and your favorite candy):
Norma Goodbar
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first two or three letters of your last name):
C Wag
4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favorite color, a favorite animal):
Green Terrier
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and city you were born in)
Rose Chester
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, first three letters of your pet's name)
Wag Pin None
7. JEDI NAME (name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards):
Anitsirhc Kconnip
8. PORN STAR NAME (favorite name, the street you grew up on):
Chloe Ravenwood
9. SUPERHERO NAME ("The", your favorite color and the automobile your dad/mom drives):
The Green Matrix
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate):
Drew Chicken Broccoli
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perksof- June 30th, 20:54
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- June 28th, 17:02
I stayed away from the internet for a week. It's been a very successful 6 days. Tomorrow would have made 7, but after the dishes were done, the shower was scrubbed and I ran the vacuum, there was nothing left for me to do.
I cannot believe Michael Jackson died. Having a PYT tattoo feels so strange.
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- perksof
- June 21st, 23:51
I wonder how long I can go without updating Twitter...
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- June 21st, 18:30
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- June 20th, 1:09
- 09:44 "What year was he born if he's 25?" "Just subtract it from 2009. So, that'd be 4 and then... 1994. He was born in 1994." #
- 09:46 twitpic.com/7srah - Run a comb through it. #
- 13:05 "'RN does not like the hold announcements.' RN CAN SUCK MY DICK" - @AUNTJACKIE #
- 16:00 I haven't spent money in 2 days. Too bad it's the weekend & fun ain't free. #
- 16:21 twitpic.com/7txwi - That there's a blue sky! #
- 16:32 twitpic.com/7tz98 - Blow your lunch! #
- 18:33 My phone unlocked itself and sent some blank texts. Glad them shits is free. #
- 20:46 A woman just got on the bus with 17 children. Bet they're all hers. I saw the stretchmarks on her stomach since her shirt wasn't buttoned. #
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- June 19th, 1:11
- 12:04 twitpic.com/7psve - Bowl of bacon for lunch YUM! #
- 14:00 I hate everyone today. THIS WEATHER IS BULLSHIT. #
- 18:09 twitpic.com/7qvlk - 'No contract no peace' #
- 18:20 twitpic.com/7qwtc - Need peroxide STAT #
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- June 18th, 19:40
There's a dead bee outside my window.
This photo makes it look like the paint on the window sill is his guts.
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- June 18th, 1:11
- 01:33 "Poppa Bone Ski" - @jawnpiecejr #
- 09:10 Should I dye my hair black, or continue to let my natural color grow out? #
- 09:50 Has anyone ever really died after not forwarding an e-mail chain. #
- 10:05 Blackberries are my new favorite fruit. #
- 13:32 I feel like the tip of my nose was stabbed. This is so uncomfortable. What is happening to me? #
- 14:45 They bought the fattest girl in the office a strawberry shortcake for graduating college. How appropriate. #
- 16:06 I love being told to double click my mouse. #
- 18:14 It breaks my heart that I can't Twitpic the woman towards the front of the bus with a dollar store bag protecting her hair. #
- 20:43 Walking into a dark, empty apartment makes me a little sad sometimes. #
- 21:24 I refuse to feel guilty for laughing at the fatties on Wipeout while I'm on the elliptical. #
- 21:26 I'm watching I Survived a Japanese Gameshow. The first chick is from Fairless Hills, PA. #
- 23:26 What would you do for a Klondike Bar? #
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- June 17th, 1:09
- 08:42 I just snoozed for over an hour. #
- 11:54 Got my free Subway sammie. #
- 13:33 My neck is getting progressively worse. Is it 3:30 yet? I can't wait to get twisted & cracked #
- 14:18 "I had big plans for cat sculptures." - @AUNTJACKIE #
- 18:14 twitpic.com/7kmxt - If only I had something to compact. #
- 18:30 Center City fishin'! Just watched a man find crap at the bottom of a grate. Yes, he was using a fishing pole. #
- 20:57 I wish I had pants on. #
- 21:44 "What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?" "So I can kiss you anytime I want." Such a cute movie. #
- 23:47 Ridiculous: www.flickr.com/photos/lipsss/3633970995 #
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- June 16th, 23:46
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- June 16th, 1:11
- 10:15 Thanks to the 75% off racks at Target, I'm wearing $8 pants today. #
- 13:13 "I'm tired of sleeping with a stuffed horse." - @AUNTJACKIE #
- 14:59 Today I'm getting paid to play sudoku and listen to music. Yawnsies! #
- 16:52 "If you wanna pop fly, we can make this happen." "That's on some ole 'I got ya man shit'." "Girl, you ain't neva lie." #
- 18:29 twitpic.com/7hzha - #
- 19:43 I'm so so so upset that my new gym sneaks got soaked. #
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- perksof
- June 15th, 1:19
Look at what George bought me! I love it.
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- June 14th, 1:09
- 08:36 "Twait, twhat did you tweet?" #
- 15:25 RT @MeghanMay Sweatpants at a night club? Trife ass bitch. #
- 16:40 Rowdy kids on the train. Mom's wearing an iPod. Is this a nightmare? #
- 16:42 Problem solved; Mom just smacked the girl in the face with Target's circular. #
- 16:44 "Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down now girl!" Guess who's still standing. #
- 17:29 Momma just said the nicest thing, "You are so ... pretty. Gosh, you're pretty." #
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- June 13th, 1:11
- 09:48 I HATE THIS WEATHER. #
- 10:02 Landlord cashed my rent check early. My account is now -$379.66 #
- 10:07 Starting off Friday with tears, awesome. #
- 13:49 Made a bet with the IT guy at work. Loser buys the other a 5 Guys Burger. I'M SO EXCITED TO WIN!! #
- 16:47 E-mailed my Pop, he's still in a funk: "I need some uppers or whatever they call them" #
- 16:50 #FF @TheFatJew #
- 19:47 I feel so bad, I just spilled beer all over some girl. #
- 19:49 I'm sitting next to a reeeeal cute boy though. So, it's all good. #
- 20:53 "HIT IT THEN TWIT IT!" #
- 21:05 "If you're good at it, do it!" #
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- June 12th, 1:09
- 03:40 It's rainin', and I get to fall back to sleep listening to the sound of it. Yay! #
- 11:17 Watched a bike messenger point to a can on top of a moving car and scream, "Redbull!". The can fell, he screamed, "Party foul!" #
- 12:06 Worst pedicure of my life. #
- 12:22 Make that the worst manicure too. #
- 13:32 Confession. I took 2 bags of chips from Subway instead of 1 because they were too busy to notice. SHEISTY! #
- 15:14 I have to stop saying "Have a nice weekend" before hanging up the phone. #
- 15:15 RT @catdowns martha just said "don't put it on your private parts. i'm talking from experience." when discussing habanero peppers. #
- 15:46 Stolen chips taste soooo good. #
- 20:21 Crackheads know everything. Apparently the mother of the kids killed yesterday, her head turned 360 degrees when she was hit. #
- 20:22 I really wish I didn't have to hear this conversation. Only 5 more blocks til I'm home. #
- 22:20 Just realized I'm not at the Tallest Man on Earth show. That makes me a little sad. #
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- June 11th, 1:09
- 10:24 RT @catdowns This humidity makes me want to punch people #
- 11:59 "I made a fake myspace to fuck with my ex girlfriend's boyfriend. I'm trying to get her back." #
- 12:20 Bought some no touch, no see traps for Douglas. It's killin' time! #
- 17:04 RT @acid_squid go ahead...email me again and spell cool with a "k"...quick way to get fucked up. real talk #
- 17:54 Can't workout without a sports bra. Mine is sitting on the chair in my apt... so I wouldn't forget it. #
- 21:08 "Shut the front door!" #
- 21:23 "Hell yeah! Spring break, no parents!" #
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- June 10th, 1:09
- 20:05 One of the ladies on the Wheel tonight was named BJ, haha #
- 20:07 Dude at the gym was wearing a shirt that said, "Hi, you'll do." Nice, douchebag. #
- 20:09 Just watched a girl get out of a parking ticket. She didn't even have to give a blowjob. So impressed! #
- 20:13 "Two homeruns, back to back and you heard it on my 5 bus!" This driver is wild. #
- 22:36 Douglas, my roomate/mouse that doesn't pay rent, has friends. Guess I'll be purchasing poison tomorrow. He's officially ruining my life. #
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- June 9th, 22:51
I watched Douglas, the mouse that has taken over my kitchen, dance around my stove top and try to make his way across my counter. I kept getting up off the couch to slam the oven door open & shut and to bang on the burners in hopes of scaring him away. He kept coming back. I cut an onion and put the pieces all over the counter and stove top. It didn't work.
I called my neighbor and asked to borrow her cat. George called while I was freaking out and I couldn't concentrate on our conversation. I had been looking forward to talking to him all day.
In the end, the cat hissed & scratched me, the mouse is still alive and I found more mice. Douglas thinks it's party time. I'm going to buy poison tomorrow and place some peppermint oil in my oven.
Bitch needs to die.
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- June 8th, 1:09
- 08:47 Up before 8am? This is CRAP. #
- 16:12 I wish I wasn't napping alone. #
- 21:21 I took a nap earlier and accidentally slept for 4 hours. Then ordered a pizza, with a side order of vanilla ice cream. WIN! #
- 22:30 Kendra. Spent $400 at the grocery store, installed a stripper pole, cracked a 40 of Mickey's & ended the night with a keg stand. LOVE HER. #
- 00:44 "The people from Africa called me..." #
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- June 7th, 1:08
- 01:13 I feel gigantic in this twin size bed. #
- 07:51 8am? You've got to be kidding. #
- 09:50 "He takes the leaf blower and blows the whole alley." #
- 12:11 I didn't sleep well last night, I already need a nap. #
- 15:27 "I am in heaven! I might have an orgasm. Twitter THAT!" ... "Okay, Mom." #
- 17:14 twitpic.com/6rwdq - Sunbathing in a parking lot? AMAZING. #
- 21:54 I have uploaded 6,666 photos to Flickr! #
- 22:07 Just realized that I turned my TV on when I got home an hour ago, and started doing work online. I have no idea what show is on. #
- 00:24 "Who writes with pencils anyway?" #
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- June 6th, 1:51
- 08:15 THIS WEATHER IS BULLSHIT. #
- 10:34 twitpic.com/6o71p - Defeated the evil level only took 2 days. #
- 12:14 I'm want to see sun & sand, not umbrellas & puddles. For realsies. #
- 18:18 On Septa's delayed R2 train, en route to my Momma's house. I don't miss this commute at all. #
- 18:29 twitpic.com/6p82a - Seinfeld episode. #
- 22:17 Sleeping at my Gram's for the first time, ever. #
- 01:13 I feel gigantic in this twin size bed. #
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- June 5th, 1:10
- 09:23 "Your tattoo is cute." "Thanks." "I just got this one on my arm, it's a nickname. Thinkin' about gettin' more to cover these stretch marks." #
- 09:51 "That's how I braid. My kids be lookin' like Asians. I'm very heavy handed. Maybe that's why they're no longer temper headed." #
- 11:44 I just accidentally swallowed my gum. #
- 12:13 twitpic.com/6ls4a - Level easy. #
- 12:14 Struggling with level evil. Good thing I have til 6pm. #
- 16:47 Today's horoscope: "They're looking for a doormat, not a partner." Tomorrow's: "Seek out that warm and fuzzy feeling." #
- 16:51 I REALLY LIKE TWEETING IN ALL CAPS. #
- 18:25 Homeless man to another homeless man, "Shit mang, I'm gay and I don't even talk like that." #
- 21:45 I love figuring out computer problems without Google. Who needs Mac forums? Not me! #
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- June 4th, 1:11
- 11:40 twitpic.com/6ja1o - Made from corn? Interesting. #
- 11:57 Meatball shortie jammy jams for $2.99 at Wawa starting July 13th. Best day of my life! #
- 13:10 "Ebony said that you was fartin on the airplane and they was gone cancel your frequent flier miles." #
- 18:06 I'm so tempted to twitpic the giant turd left in the girls bathroom. #
- 21:53 "Freight train, freight train, freight train!" #
- 00:07 "No I'm not... yes I am." #
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- June 3rd, 23:20
Someone commented on a photo I had posted on Flickr. "I heard on the news today that these little gems have 1,600 calories and 69 grams of fat. They said you could save 12 grams of fat and half the calories by eating a stick of butter... YUM!!
I will admit that the dish is awesome..."
So, I looked it up:
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- June 3rd, 1:10
- 09:59 "I like your tattoos." "Thank you." "My husband has portraits of our kids done." "Awesome." "Yeah, the guy took 3 photos and..." Shut up. #
- 13:11 White girls with henna tattoos need punches to their faces. #
- 15:46 My imagination isn't powerful enough to make this oatmeal taste like a cheeseburger. #
- 17:11 I have over $3,000 worth of credit card debt and nothing to wear. #
- 19:52 I just touched my toes for the first time, ever. #
- 21:13 Friends who have friends with rooms for rent, get at me! Please. #
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- June 2nd, 1:09
- 01:17 "There's nothin' you can do about it. Ride the wave!" #
- 09:35 One month old hospice patients break my heart. #
- 11:01 Coworker just said,"I'm too blessed to be stressed." #
- 11:42 I want funnel cake, snow cones, soft serve ice cream, photobooth pictures and pizza. #
- 13:30 Homeless man touched my arm & asked for a dollar. I'd give him money, to never touch me again. #
- 14:20 "Million dollar weather, but it won't fix the economy." #
- 15:09 Bought new jeans for $11. I usually hate Gap Outlets. #
- 15:39 Free ice cream at work, but it's not soft serve. Where can I find funnel cake in Center City? #
- 16:42 It never fails. People compliment my tattoos because they want to show me theirs. #
- 19:21 "She got to do that and I didn't. I'm ticked!" - Alex Trebek is angry! #
- 19:38 Do you wanna get Frosty with me? #
- 20:40 I want to see Away We Go with John Krasinski, but it's only playing in Washington DC, LA, St Louis and Seattle. CRAP! #
- 23:57 Listening to Jay-Z, wishing I was a black girl. #